Get ready to gobble up some laughter with these hilarious Thanksgiving jokes that are sure to have you and your family in stitches! From puns and one-liners to knock-knock jokes and kid-friendly fun, we’ve got all the Thanksgiving humor you need to make your holiday feast even more memorable
Gobble Up These Thanksgiving Jokes:
Turkey Jokes:
- Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken!
- What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
- How does a turkey travel? By gravy train!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
Thanksgiving Food Jokes:
- How did the peas feel when they found out everyone preferred mashed potatoes? They were green with envy.
- What side dish requires a plus-one when invited to dinner? Mac and cheese.
- Why did the comedian ask you to pass the bread? He was trying to get on a roll.
- What did the dressing say to the turkey? You ain’t seen stuffing yet.
- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids:
- What do you say when you have to leave Thanksgiving before dessert? Pie-pie!
- Why did the turkey get detention at school? He used fowl language.
- What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
- What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock.
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes:
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Gobble. Gobble who? Gobble me, obviously. It’s Thanksgiving and I’m a turkey.
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell. We have Thanksgiving guests coming.
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Turkey. Turkey who? Exactly. Now where can I hide?
Thanksgiving Puns:
- Feelin’ gravy.
- I yam what I yam.
- I’m all about that baste.
- Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
- I only have pies for you.
- Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.
- Let’s get basted.
- Gobble ’til you wobble.
- Oh my gourd, I ate too much.
Bonus Joke:
- Why did the turkey get detention? He used fowl language.
So there you have it! A collection of Thanksgiving jokes that are sure to bring laughter and joy to your holiday gathering. Whether you’re sharing them with family, friends, or even your pet turkey, these jokes are guaranteed to make your Thanksgiving extra special.
Happy Thanksgiving!
More goofy turkey jokes
Don’t roll your eyes too hard — these turkey jokes are just about as silly as they come!
- The turkey wanted people to think he was a chicken, so why did he cross the road?
- Turkey originates from a poul-tree, but fruit comes from a fruit tree.
- A turkey can jump higher than a house because houses aren’t made to jump!
- What distinguishes a chicken from a turkey? Chickens rejoice on Thanksgiving.
- A turkey’s phone makes the sound “Wing, wing! Wing, wing!”
- What kind of weather does a turkey like? Fowl weather.
- What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
- Why did the turkey get detention? He used fowl language.
If you’re looking for more jokes with an animal theme to laugh at, try these hilarious cow jokes and these hilarious cat jokes.
Your kids will appreciate these animal jokes.
A turkey looks like the type of bird who would have a great sense of humor. These funny turkey jokes are sure to please your kids, especially if they are pun enthusiasts or have an intense fascination with turkeys. These quick banters are great to use when the conversation veers off topic. Your relatives will find them quite entertaining.
And no — you don’t have to be celebrating Thanksgiving to share these funny jokes with your children. Let the giggles go and don’t hold back the belly laughs!.
These gobble puns will ruffle your and your kids’ feathers (in a good way!).
- At dinner, you should not sit next to a turkey because he will devour it!
- What do you call a small turkey, a goblet, if a large one is called a gobbler?
- What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
- The farmer felt there was fowl play, so why did he report the turkey to the police?
- Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.
- What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble!
- What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google!
- A goblet is the kind of glass that a turkey drinks from.
These jokes are just as silly as turkeys themselves!
- A tur-key is a key that has legs but is unable to open doors.
- The turkey trot is the ideal dance to perform on Thanksgiving.
- The day after Thanksgiving, what do you call a turkey? Lucky!
- What side of a turkey grows more feathers? The outside!
- Because the turkey owned his own drumsticks, that’s why they allowed him to join the band.
- On bright days, what do turkeys enjoy doing? Eating peck-nics!
- Turkeys lay eggs because they would break if they were dropped.
- To demonstrate that he wasn’t a chicken, the turkey crossed the road once and then again.
- A poultry-geist is what you call a ghost of a turkey.
Funny Jokes – A Very Special Turkey On Thanksgiving.
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