Ah Thanksgiving. A time for family friends, and of course, delicious food. But let’s be honest, the star of the show is undoubtedly the turkey. And what’s a Thanksgiving turkey without a little bit of moisture?
But here’s the thing: while we all want our turkey to be juicy and flavorful, there’s something undeniably awkward about using the word “moist” to describe it. It’s just one of those words that makes people squirm, even though it’s perfectly accurate.
So, in the spirit of Thanksgiving and all things delicious, let’s raise a glass (or a drumstick) to moist turkey, and may no one utter that word aloud while enjoying it.
Why “Moist” Makes Us Cringe
There’s something about the word “moist” that just makes people uncomfortable. It’s not a particularly offensive word but it evokes a certain visceral reaction that’s hard to explain.
Some theories suggest that the word “moist” is associated with bodily fluids, which might explain why it makes some people squirm. Others believe that it’s simply the sound of the word itself that’s unpleasant.
Whatever the reason, there’s no denying that “moist” is one of those words that people tend to avoid. And when it comes to describing Thanksgiving turkey, it’s probably best to stick to other adjectives like “juicy,” “flavorful,” or even “delicious.”
A Thanksgiving Ecard for the Ages
Someecards, the online greeting card company known for its irreverent humor, has created a Thanksgiving ecard that perfectly captures the awkwardness of the word “moist.”
The card features a cartoon turkey with a thought bubble that says, “May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it.” It’s a hilarious and relatable sentiment that’s sure to resonate with anyone who’s ever cringed at the word “moist.”
So, here’s to a Thanksgiving filled with delicious food, good company, and absolutely no mention of the word “moist.”
Happy Thanksgiving!
So many emotions.
“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. ” — Johnny Carson.
On a positive note…
“Just remember: it might be Monday but its a short week that ends with pie and shopping. We can do this. “.