Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita bigger pair of pants, I ate too much on Thanksgiving.
We see you. Youre the one laughing out loud at these dumb-but-funny Thanksgiving jokes. Even if you arent, were guessing you at least cracked a smile. Dad jokes are hilarious, and with Thanksgiving coming up, who wouldn’t want a little extra fun?
Thanks to our extensive collection of silly jokes, we can help you pass the time on Turkey Day. Some of our favorites include jokes about turkey, pilgrims, and parades. And once you start telling these horrible but hilarious jokes, we promise that your friends and family will be pleading with you for more.
We can’t resist; enjoying a few ho-ho-hos is the perfect way to celebrate Thanksgiving now that it’s here. See how we slipped in yet another pun there? .
Whether you’re telling them to your guests at the dinner table, during football commercials, or anytime you want to make them laugh, we’ve compiled the best Thanksgiving jokes because we know you’ll agree.
The best part? Theres no fowl language involved. Just good clean fun for kids and adults this Thanksgiving.
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Thanksgiving jokes for adults
- Is it that one pumpkin pie said to the other, You want a piece of me?
- What do you call a sad cranberry? A blueberry.
- What did the falling leaf tell the tree that I was in love with you?
- Have you heard about the 24 carrot Thanksgiving engagement ring?
- What happens when potatoes drink too much? They get mashed.
- What kind of music do Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth rock.
- Why did the cranberry blush? It saw the turkey dressing.
- There’s a reason you shouldn’t reveal secrets in a cornfield—corn has ears.
- What did the pumpkin say to the squash, oh my gourd?
- What did the scarecrow wear to Thanksgiving? A har-vest.
- The best way to fix a broken pumpkin is to use a pumpkin patch.
- One turkey turned to the other and said, “Let’s get basted!”
- How do Pilgrims break a negative habit? They quit abruptly.
- Knock, knock! Whos there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I dont eat this much.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more cranberries?.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body want pumpkin pie?.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Argue. Argue who? Argue going to pass the gravy or what?.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen is Thanksgiving dinner? I’m hungry!.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Who’s Dewey and does he have to go back to the kids’ table?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody else want pie?.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you to carve the turkey.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot of food and now I’m stuffed.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good pumpkin pie recipe?.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I’m hungry!.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are the best time of year.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to pass the gravy?.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita nap, I’m stuffed!.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Sorry you’ve got a cold on Thanksgiving!.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dessert.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s Thanksgiving.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita? A better-fitting pair of pants? I ate too much Thanksgiving food.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? A herd. This Thanksgiving, who was the herd that you hosted?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tanks. Tanks who? Tanksgiving is here!
Thanksgiving jokes for kids
- The apology pumpkin pie was a piece offering that you may be familiar with.
- Something feathered and blue? A turkey holding its breath
- What does the turkey do on the computer? Google, Google!
- What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
- The Thanksgiving turkey said to the Christmas ham, “Nice to meat you.”
- What do cows do on Thanksgiving? They watch a moo-vie and eat dinner.
- What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
- What do you need to make Thanksgiving smores? Pil-grahms.
- Poul-trees: Where are turkeys found if fruit comes from fruit trees?
- Using a crossing gourd, little pumpkins cross the road.
- Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving? Because it’s a-maize-ing.
- After Thanksgiving, what can you anticipate? The letter “g” ”.
- What comes at the beginning of parades? The letter “p.”
- Pilgrims: If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
- What about the scarecrow that won first place? It was remarkable in its category.
- Which type of flour—may flour—did the Pilgrims use to make their Thanksgiving cookies?
- What smells the best on Thanksgiving? Your nose.
- Why don’t side dishes tell jokes? They’re too corny.
- Where did the Pilgrims stand once they landed on Plymouth Rock? On their feet
what did the turkey say to the ham?
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