Thanksgiving is a time for family, feasting, and..the turkey? Yes, the humble turkey has found its way into the realm of human intimacy, inspiring a rather unique sex position known as “the turkey.”
But before we dive into the details, a disclaimer: consent is paramount. Ensure your partner is comfortable with spanking and “gobble-gobble” sounds before attempting this position.
Now, let’s get to the nitty-gritty of the turkey position:
The Setup:
- The gentleman assumes a position behind the lady for rear-entry penetration.
- As the action unfolds, the gentleman lets out a playful “gobble, gobble” sound and delivers a gentle spank on the lady’s buttocks.
- The handprint left behind should resemble the outline of a turkey, similar to how children draw turkeys by tracing their hands.
A Note on Consent and Respect:
Though it can be a lighthearted and enjoyable addition to your Thanksgiving celebrations, always remember to give consent and respect first priority. It is never appropriate to slap someone’s behind without their consent, and doing so incorrectly can hurt.
Alternative Interpretations:
If spanking isn’t your cup of tea, there’s another interpretation of “the turkey” you can explore:
- The Urban Dictionary defines “the turkey” as a way of displaying one’s testicles to resemble a turkey’s wattle. This can be achieved by bending over and tucking your testicles so they appear to hang from your anus, or by pulling your penis up and tucking it into your boxer waistband, leaving only the head visible from the top and pulling your testicles out of the front slit of the boxers.
A Final Word:
Whether you choose the traditional or the alternative interpretation of “the turkey,” remember to prioritize communication and respect with your partner. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your celebrations be filled with joy, delicious food, and perhaps a little turkey-inspired intimacy.
What does turkey mean in English?
FAQ
What does it mean if somebody calls you a turkey?
What does stuff her turkey mean?
Why do male turkeys stand on female turkeys?
How do you know if a baby turkey is male or female?
If the vent looks more like a bump, the baby turkey (or poult) is male; if it’s completely flat, the poult is female. Don’t pick up a bird unless you feel really comfortable doing so. Baby turkeys look very similar when they’re young, which is why they can be difficult to sex at a young age.
What age do turkeys get sexually mature?
Male wild turkeys commonly known as toms reach sexual maturity around seven months of age, while females (hens) reach sexual maturity around one and two years of age. Chicks or poults are very young turkeys, and juveniles are affectionately known as jakes (males) or jennies (females).
What is wild turkey slang?
Wild turkey‘s high energy – Like a turkey on the move, cocaine gives a rush of energized excitement. This effect may have inspired the slang link. While not as widespread as the previous meanings, turkey as cocaine slang turns up in sources like the Drug Enforcement Agency‘s narcotics dictionary:
What is the difference between a male hen and a female Turkey?
Hens are typically smaller than male turkeys, with a lighter coloration and fewer feathers on their heads. Unlike males, hens do not have the fleshy protuberances on their heads called caruncles, which are used as a display during mating season. One of the most interesting aspects of the female turkey is her reproductive system.