Thanksgiving a time for family, feasting and of course, laughter! To add some extra merriment to your Thanksgiving gathering, we’ve compiled a collection of hilarious jokes that will have everyone at the table chuckling. From puns to knock-knocks, kids’ jokes to adult humor, we’ve got something for everyone. So, grab some cranberry sauce, loosen your belt, and get ready to gobble up some laughs!
Turkey Jokes:
- Why did the turkey bring a microphone? He was ready to roast!
- Which side of a turkey has more feathers? The outside!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
- Why did the turkey stand on stilts? Because nobody eats flamingoes for Thanksgiving dinner!
- What kind of turkey requires ID? Wild Turkey!
- What did the turkey say to the president? Pardon me!
Thanksgiving Food Jokes:
- Pass the corn(y jokes), please!
- How did the peas feel when they found out everyone preferred mashed potatoes? They were green with envy!
- Got any cornbread jokes? I do, but they’re corny.
- What side dish requires a plus-one when invited to dinner? Mac and cheese!
- Why did the comedian ask you to pass the bread? He was trying to get on a roll!
- What did the dressing say to the turkey? You ain’t seen stuffing yet!
Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids:
- What do you say when you have to leave Thanksgiving before dessert? Pie-pie!
- Why did the turkey get detention at school? He used fowl language!
- What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest!
- Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? There was no thyme!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food? Nothing—it’s already stuffed.
Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes:
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Gobble. Gobble who? Gobble me, obviously. It’s Thanksgiving and I’m a turkey.
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell. We have Thanksgiving guests coming.
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Turkey. Turkey who? Exactly. Now where can I hide?
Thanksgiving Puns:
- Feelin’ gravy.
- I yam what I yam.
- I’m all about that baste.
- Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
- I only have pies for you.
Bonus Jokes:
- What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.
- What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist.
- What kind of weather does a turkey like? Fowl weather.
- What did the leftover turkey say? Make me a sandwich!
Enjoy your Thanksgiving feast and don’t forget to share some laughs with your loved ones!
The Birds, the Flops, and the Foolish Folks
And the WKRP Turkey Drop episode
Surely you’ve got a turkey story to tell.
- Is it a fine family dinner?
- Is it a plan that crqshed burned?
- Was the date not quite as successful as it could have been?
- Is it something that only a turkey could have done?
And, whatever else comes up, including THE EVER POPULAR, Basil the code-writing donkey . and flamenco dancing (because we always get off topic, anyway. ).
It’s Like Open Mic Only Different
Here’s how it works.
It’s like any rambling conversation. Don’t try to read it all. Jump in whenever you get here. Just go to the end and start talking. EVERYONE is WELCOME. The rules are simple — be nice.
There are always first timers and new things to talk about. It’s sort of half “Cheers” part “Friends” and part video game. You don’t know how much fun it is until you try it.
Biden offers microphone to turkey during traditional Thanksgiving pardon ceremony
Why did a Turkey bring a microphone to Thanksgiving dinner?
It needed a filling. 97. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wanted to be a trot singer. 98. What’s a turkey’s favorite meal at Thanksgiving? I don’t know, but it’s definitely not chicken pot pie! 99. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? “You complete me.” 100.
Why did the Turkey join the band?
He sensed fowl play. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had his own drumsticks. Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner? Because he will gobble it up. What’s blue and covered in feathers? A turkey holding its breath. Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
Why does a Turkey look like a ghost?
A big turkey is called a gobbler, so a small turkey is called a goblet. A turkey looks like a ghost because it is a gobbling. A turkey breaks up with his girl just because he could not get to the first baste! The most popular game title for turkeys might be Turkey Tetris – zzini! Have the baste thanksgiving ever! This turkey tastes funny.