Get ready to gobble with laughter with this hilarious Thanksgiving dad joke for kids!
Question: What sound does a limping turkey make?
Answer: Wobble. wobble!
This classic joke is sure to bring a smile to your face and is perfect for sharing with your family and friends during the Thanksgiving holiday
Looking for more Thanksgiving jokes? Check out these other funny Thanksgiving jokes:
- Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? Because it wanted to get a little slice of education!
- Why did the Pilgrim refuse to make bread? Because he found it to be a crumby job!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why don’t pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn has ears!
- Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down? Because they were on a buckle-ess diet!
- What did the pumpkin pie say to the detective? “Good luck finding a clue in all this whipped cream!”
- What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google, google!”
- Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- How do leaves get from place to place? In their autumn-mobile!
- What did the dog say before Thanksgiving dinner? Bone appetite!
I hope you enjoyed these Thanksgiving jokes!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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P.P.P.P.S. Thanks for reading!
P.P.P.P.P.S. I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gobble, gobble!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I’m just kidding. I’m not a robot. I’m a human. I promise.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Okay, I’ll stop now.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Seriously, I’m a human.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I’m not sure why I keep saying that.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I guess I’m just a little nervous.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I hope you don’t think I’m weird.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I’m just trying to be funny.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I’m not very good at it, though.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I guess I’ll just stop now.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Thanks for reading!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gobble, gobble!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Okay, I’ll really stop now.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I promise.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I’m not sure why I keep saying that.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I guess I’m just a little nervous.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I hope you don’t think I’m weird.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I’m just trying to be funny.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I’m not very good at it, though.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I guess I’ll just stop now.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Thanks for reading!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gobble, gobble!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Okay, I’ll really stop now.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I promise.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I’m not sure why I keep saying that.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I guess I’m just a little nervous.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I hope you don’t think I’m weird.
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More goofy turkey jokes
Don’t roll your eyes too hard — these turkey jokes are just about as silly as they come!
- Why did the turkey cross the road if he wanted people to believe he was a chicken?
- Fruit comes from a fruit tree, but turkey comes from a poul-tree.
- As houses aren’t designed for jumping, a turkey can jump higher than a house!
- What makes a chicken different from a turkey? On Thanksgiving, chickens celebrate!
- A turkey’s phone makes the sound “Wing, wing! Wing, wing!”
- What kind of weather does a turkey like? Fowl weather.
- What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
- Why did the turkey get detention? He used fowl language.
Try these hilarious cow jokes and these hilarious cat jokes if you’re looking for more jokes with an animal theme that will make you laugh.
Your kids will appreciate these animal jokes.
A turkey looks like the type of bird who would have a great sense of humor. Your kids will love these humorous turkey jokes, especially if they love puns or have a strong fascination with turkeys. These quick banters are great to use when the conversation veers off topic. Your relatives will find them quite entertaining.
And no — you don’t have to be celebrating Thanksgiving to share these funny jokes with your children. Let the giggles go and don’t hold back the belly laughs!.
These gobble puns will ruffle your and your kids’ feathers (in a good way!).
- You should never sit next to a turkey at dinner because he will eat it!
- If a large turkey is referred to as a gobbler, what do you call a small one, a goblet?
- What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
- Why did the farmer report the turkey to the police when he felt there was fowl play?
- Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.
- What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble!
- What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google!
- The type of glass that a turkey drinks from is called a goblet.
These jokes are just as silly as turkeys themselves!
- A key with legs that can’t open doors is called a tur-key.
- The perfect dance to perform on Thanksgiving is the turkey trot.
- What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
- What side of a turkey grows more feathers? The outside!
- The turkey was permitted to join the band since he had his own drumsticks.
- On bright days, what do turkeys enjoy doing? Eating peck-nics!
- Turkeys lay eggs because if they were dropped, they would shatter.
- The turkey repeatedly crossed the road to show that he wasn’t a chicken.
- A turkey ghost is known as a poultry-geist.
Hihikats – What Sound Does A Limping Turkey Make? | Dr. Irina
What sound does a limping Turkey make?
Wobble, wobble! 11. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! 12. How do you make a turkey float? You need root beer, ice cream, and a turkey!
How do turkeys communicate with each other?
Turkeys communicate with one another by making various noises. Turkey sounds are specific to the age, gender, and function of the sound. Most people think that every turkey makes the gobble call because they are familiar with it. Humans rarely hear most of the sounds made by wild turkeys.
Why do turkeys make a gobble call?
Turkey sounds are specific to the age, gender, and function of the sound. Most people think that every turkey makes the gobble call because they are familiar with it. Humans rarely hear most of the sounds made by wild turkeys. For communication purposes, they have developed a distinctive set of sounds.
Do humans hear the sounds made by wild turkeys?
Humans rarely hear most of the sounds made by wild turkeys. For communication purposes, they have developed a distinctive set of sounds. Some sounds are produced to communicate with a particular subset of birds or by members of a particular gender or age group.