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Gobble gobble, everyone! It’s that time of year again, when families gather around the table to feast on a delicious turkey. But let’s be honest, sometimes the turkey can be a little… underwhelming. I mean, it’s just a big bird, right?

Wrong!

The turkey can be the star of the show, especially if you get a little creative. And what better way to get creative than by adding some breasts to your bird?

I know what you’re thinking: “Breasts on a turkey? That’s just weird!” But trust me, it’s hilarious. And it’s sure to get a laugh out of your guests.

Here’s how to do it:

  1. Get a turkey. This is the easy part. Just head to your local grocery store and pick up a nice, plump turkey.
  2. Get some breasts. This is where things get a little more interesting. You can use real breasts, fake breasts, or even just some balloons.
  3. Attach the breasts to the turkey. This is the fun part! Get creative and come up with your own way to attach the breasts to the turkey. You can use tape, glue, or even just safety pins.
  4. Serve the turkey. Once the breasts are attached, it’s time to serve the turkey. Be sure to present it to your guests with a flourish.

I guarantee you, they’ll never forget this Thanksgiving.

Here are some additional tips for making your turkey with breasts even funnier:

  • Give the breasts names. This will make them even more hilarious.
  • Dress the breasts up in funny outfits. This is a great way to add some personality to your turkey.
  • Make the breasts talk. This is sure to get a laugh out of your guests.

So, what are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself a turkey with breasts! It’s the perfect way to make your Thanksgiving dinner unforgettable.

P.S. If you’re looking for some inspiration, check out this hilarious Reddit thread about turkey breasts.

P.P.S. I’m not responsible for any laughter-induced injuries that may occur as a result of this article.

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